Ever think you might spend far too much time on the internet? Well if you have the following symptoms, you definately do

• You hum your favourite tune as you imagine it would sound in MIDI format!
• When in an art gallery you wonder what the download time would be for each picture.
• When you phone your friends, you dial their IP address instead of their phone number.
• During various parts of a conversation, you start pulling silly faces in an attempt to look like the various emoticons you would use when chatting online.
• You say words like ROFL LOL and PMSL after every sentence.

If you have any other signs of net addiction, please email them to me at [an error occurred while processing this directive] and I will display them here, with a link to your site if you like.